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“Hey, Watch Your Eyes! He Has a Persian Wife” — Funny Persian Beach Towel

“Hey, Watch Your Eyes! He Has a Persian Wife” — Funny Persian Beach Towel

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Salt-warm sand, soft waves, and a towel that gets people talking. This novelty Persian-themed beach towel features bold, playful lettering—“Hey, Watch Your Eyes! He Has a Persian Wife”—designed to turn heads at the pool or shoreline. The front has a bright, crisp polyester print that stays vibrant after every rinse, while the cotton looped backing keeps it absorbent and comfortable to dry off with.

Lightweight enough to pack easily but large enough to stretch out and claim your spot, this towel blends humor, culture, and comfort in one standout design. Hemmed edges keep it looking fresh season after season.

Product Features

  • 52% polyester / 48% cotton (US) or 50/50 (EU) blend
  • Bright one-sided polyester print for long-lasting color
  • Soft white cotton loop backing for absorbency
  • Hemmed edges for durability
  • Available in 30" × 60" and 36" × 72"

Care Instructions

Wash cold with similar colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.

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White towel with purple text and a crown graphic on a white background
30" × 60"32284882578209040007
30" × 60"32284882578209040007
$38.92/ea
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White towel with pink text on a white background
36" × 72"12169714190162301072
36" × 72"12169714190162301072
$49.78/ea
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